Humor: Awkward babbles

Sydney Kochenderfer and Rachel Tucker
October 3, 2011
Filed under A&E

Awkward situations are bound to happen at one point or another, but why purposely set people up for one?
Like auditorium and theater seats, for example, have to be one of the most awkward things ever.
Who’s armrest is it? Mine? Yours?  Both? How are you supposed to share an armrest? What if the person next to you has scabies?!
Another thing that’s annoying and disappointing …celebrities developing wrinkles. (cough) Hugh Grant  and  Mathew McConaughey.
Noodling. We want to go. Period. End of story. Like who doesn’t want to catch a fish with their bare hands?! (That’s total sarcasm if you didn’t pick up on it).
Japanese steak houses are delicious. Not going to lie. Ya know, where they cook the food right smack dab in front of your face.
BUT, what’s not delicious is when there’s a hot guy at your table. This is just a recipe for disaster. Because when the cook is throwing food at you, fresh off the grill, shrimp and balls of rice that you’re supposed to catch in your mouth… it tends to get a little saucy. (No pun intended).
Not to mention they just lit the grill on fire and your eyebrows about fell off.
Circle High School… it’s for real. And what’s their mascot? Square?!
So this morning, we were going to class and what do we see? A giant flock of birds that was covering the ENTIRE yard in front of the library.
We could honestly say we felt like we were in the old Alfred Hitchcock movie ‘The Birds’. There were around 1.2 million. No, not really. But we did think they were going to attack us.
“I’m Tara Guinotte, and how DARE you make a MISTAKE in MY presence!!!!” (In manly voice).  – Sydney Kochenderfer
Boosh (n):  The sound Sydney and Rachel make to imitate someone falling down.
Aimlessly- a word that is apparently too big for Rachel’s friends’ vocabulary.